Fuck the Tea Partiers : A Poem

Fuck you Tea Partiers. (inspired by the poem Fuck the South)

Fuck you and your talk about Liberty and Tyrrany. Locking somebody up for 30 years for an ounce of pot is not tyranny but forcing insurance companies to sell policies to people with pre-existing conditions is? Fuck you.

Fuck you and you talk of the Constitution being a sacred uncghangeable document even while you love the Second Amemdment. Look up "amendment" in the dictionary assholes.

Fuck your talk of dealth panels. When a panel at an insurance company denies you treatment, and as a result you die, what the fuck kind of panel is that assholes?

Fuck you and your talk of being color blind. We have had one major piece of socialist legislation pass since the 1960s: Bush's Medicare Drug bill. And yet you save your cries of socialism for when a black president REGULATES the insurance industy? Assholes.

Fuck you and your talk of activist left-wind judges. Roberts is one the court about five minutes and he broadens a case to make sure corporations can contribute more to elections. So corporations have too little influence and we needed this? Fuck you.

Fuck you and your talk of taxes punishing the most productive members of society. Two words for you: Paris Hilton. Wait I have two more words: Fuck you.

Fuck you your love of Ayn Rand. That is some boring long-winded bullshit. You finally found somebody to tell you being selfish narcissistic assholes makes you the best kind of people. I'll tell you different: fuck you for being selfish assholes.

Fuck you and your talk of Medicare being terrible because it is not self-funded. The military aint self funded assholes.

Fuck you and your talk of principles. If you dislike income transfers as much as you claim, let's get your crazy Rand Paul club to say they want to eliminate Medicare and declare public schools to be unconstitutional. Easier to talk about principles than having them isn't it assholes?

Fuck your celebreties. Fuck your ignorant opportunistic frauds telling you assholes what you want to hear. Fuck your Beck, your Palin, and your O'Reilly. By the way the Civil Right Act was a good thing assholes.

Finally, fuck your fear. Fuck your fear of debt, brown people, Moslems, and educated people. "Elite" is a compliment assholes. I understand your fear, because for the first time in a century American white people have to compete based on merit alone. I would sympathize with you but as you pretend you like meritocracies (unless it involves a Mexican competing with you), all I have to say is FUCK YOU ASSHOLE TEA PARTIERS.

We need to privatize the military?

Tea party folks say that we need to eliminate or privatize social security and medicare because they are not self-supporting and their costs are escalating due to improved technology that is outpacing income. In addition, the constitution talks about "general welfare" but it is not explicit that means physical welfare of individuals. The military is also not self-supporting and has rising costs due to technology. The constitution talks about defense, but does not say anything about having a military larger than all our foes and allies put together. As the tea partiers are always reminding us how THEIR views are based on principles, I assume we'll hear a call for downsizing the military 90% soon.

Top 5 ways the Tea Party is like Al Queda

1. A strong belief in one religion's right to govern a certain region.
2. A desire to return to a "golden age" by adopting the values of people that lived centuries ago.
3. Though it is marketed as a people's movement, it is orchestrated by millionaires.
4. The spread of conspiracy theories by fake news TV and the internet, with no fact checking.
5. Being composed largely of one ethnic group that at one time ensured its success by subjugating other ethnic groups in their region (see 2).